Dudes,
So, one of my buddies recently brought to my attention that I use the word "dude" with great frequency.
I've realized for a while now that it is becoming habit...and its a difficult one to control, because 'dude' is uttered so easily and is so versatile.
Although I am aware of the annoying and cliche nature of the word in certain circumstances, I'm not sure I care that much.
The recent bud light ads have no doubt added to my problem. I randomly came across an article about the successfulness of the commercials that I thought was interesting.
The versatility of the word, and the way the commercials define each usage...its pretty funny.
I think "fuck" would work the same way. If you think of other words that you can use with the same tones...it inspires me to have these usages with any word I use.
Replace dude with "cunt", or "fucker", in the usages described below...you can use these tones for anything...its brilliant. Check it....
ARTICLE:
"Even after watching the Bud Light ads over and over, I don't think of beer when I hear someone say "dude." The dude ads aren't so much branding the word as offering a field guide to its many shades of meaning. By my count, the ads isolate at least six distinct usages:
The admonitory dude: the dude deployed when your buddy won't stop humming "Umbrella" on a long car ride. As in, "Dude, enough."
The interrogative dude: useful for ascertaining whether you've dropped a call. "Dude? Are you still there?"
The deflated dude: the dude of bad news. "Dude. Tom Brady's wearing a boot."
The exclamatory dude: the dude of good news. "Dude! Tom Brady is no longer wearing a boot!"
The sotto voce dude: for classified briefings. "Dude: Here comes that tall drink of water from accounting."
The blissed-out dude: more accurately rendered as duhuhude. The dude issued upon rediscovering a long-lost Dead tape.
The ad nails each of these senses, some more than once. I particularly admire the scene in which our hero, playing a game of pick-up basketball, uses an exclamatory dude to call for the ball— 'Dude, pass me the rock!' —and then an admonitory dude after his teammate takes the shot himself— 'Dude, stop hogging the ball."
Fuuhuuuuuckker...its genius.
That was an example of using the blissed out method except using the word 'fucker'.
If there is one reason why bud light is better than miller lite...its gotta be the commercials...
if there is two? ...it would be because I prefer it...
...and my opinion is worth more than miller lite people...cause they are dumb....
...robust flavor my ass.....if "aluminum can" was a flavor...theyed be right.
And relax everyone...I'm comparing bud light to miller light...I am NOT saying that bud light is the best beer out there....apples to apples...thats all.
No offense to miller light fans...to each his own.
I don't judge...but I do wonder....
Burned taste buds?
you like to eat out robots? (explains the preference for metallic flavoring)
your lack of balls somehow affects your pallette?
...perhaps your lack of balls, and your body's inherent desire to obtain some, forces your tongue to prefer liquids that taste like balls? Perfectly reasonable...and scientific...explanation.
Whatever the case may be, theres one overwhelming fact... miller lite fans are gay....
Alright...thats a bit generalized...but they definitely are, for whatever reason, biased to liking miller lite, and I dont know why....
Because, I am telling you....miller lite does NOT taste better than bud light........my opinion....
and i'm right....as usual...
DLP
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